Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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