i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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