did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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