The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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