Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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