you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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