It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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