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If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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