at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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