After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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