Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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