I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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