Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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