@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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