is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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