Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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