Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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