omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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