who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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