I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I am mentally ready for anal.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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