Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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