I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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