I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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