When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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