The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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