Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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