Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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