If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
