Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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