I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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