I looked at my own cervix.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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