We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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