Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I am one with the molecules
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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