wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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