And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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