Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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