Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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