school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My life is pants optional.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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