Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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