this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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