Sponge bath it is.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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