I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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