Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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