"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I'm really busy with my period
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
