Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
