so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize
