Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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