And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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