i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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