try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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