I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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