Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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