i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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